Border Glitches and Territorial Proxies

daveYesterday Dave Young projected right into Ahland and presented on Border Glitches and Territorial Proxies. As a recently formed boundary, Ahland made a relevant location for such discussion. Young’s focus was on the geopolitical history of Rockall, a small uninhabited islet in the North Atlantic Ocean.

This talk extended the essay the artist wrote for the Ahlandian Writers Award, which can be read here. He also informed the audience of 20 about the history of the Bir Tawil triangle and there was discussion on ways to find loopholes in boundaries.

Dave played out to The Wolfe Tones, Rock on Rockall.

Oh rock on Rockall, you’ll never fall to Britain’s greedy hands
Or you’ll meet the same resistance that you did in many lands
May the seagulls rise and pluck your eyes and the water crush your shell,
And the natural gas will burn your ass and blow you all to hell.

And the floor was opened up to questions for the next half hour. We in Ahland would like to thank Dave Young for dedicating his time to this presentation and for sharing his research with us.

Tourist Information


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The Ahland Tourist Information Office is located just outside of Ahland. Here you can find some information about Ahland and micronations complete with a map pinpointing other micronations, can sign up for citizenship, and purchase badges, postcards, screenprints and The Ahlandian Writer’s Award pack.

 

“A micronation is an entity that claims to be an independent nation or state but is not officially recognised by world governments or major international organisations.

Micronations are distinguished from imaginary countries and from other kinds of social groups by expressing a formal and persistent, even if unrecognized, claim of sovereignty over some physical territory. Several micronations have issued coins, flags, medals, stamps, and other items, which are rarely accepted outside of their own community.

 

On the 7th of April the Nation of Ahland requested independence and in line with the Lack of Reply Means Yes bill, have consequently seceded from the United Kingdom.

A consensus was reached of a need for a land in which creative people could live together in funness and metaphor. Since then population has grown by 25%, with a community of over three artists. Both precursory and arbitrary in nature, Ahland encourages a resourceful outlook on life. In recent weeks Ahland has established an embassy in Scotland, has developed an efficient newspaper, and is currently working on a national space program.”

 

 

Jeroen Laureyns takes the Speakers Circle

shot 4Jeroen Laureyns is a professor of Contemporary Art at St. Lucas Visual Arts, Ghent. Today he travelled to Ahland and took the Speakers Circle to talk about Flemish nationalism.

Ahland is a fitting location for discussions of nationality and independence. The Ahlandian Speakers Circle, geographically located close to the boundary with Scotland, provides a platform to discuss issues pertinent to the formation of boundaries (and for general ‘get it off your chest’s). The talk was followed by an informal Q&A which led to discussion on the upcoming referendum in Scotland, geopolitical debate, the European Union and boundary divisions in India.

Laureyns expressed his views against the separation of Flanders from wider Belgium. He talked of a hundred year struggle to implement the speaking of Flemish in schools, a particular achievement, and discussed the cultural attributes of both Flanders and Belgium. Language and its correlation to class structure was broached in reference to the French speaking monarchy. Laureyns, who has strong connections to both cultures, enjoys the collaboration of the two. He told the audience that to split the country in two would be to ‘cut his heart in two’.

Language and culture were identified as the main source of reluctance. Laureyns claimed it would be unbearable to only have one language to express himself in. The audience of visual artists and Ahlandians empathised with the need for expression and the desire to not sever ties with this.

Rational arguments were identified as being the sole campaign for Flemish independence. A need was expressed for the movement to identify more social and sentimental concerns. In issues of self-determination, wealth is not the only factor to consider. Jeroen Laureyns is uncomfortable with the ethnic nationalist approach of the Flemish independence movement. He described the Scottish Nationalists as ‘more progressive’ than the conservative views of the Flemish. It was interesting to hear the anti independence perspective on Flanders and to identify differences between this movement and what is currently happening in Scotland.

Jeroen Laureyns donated his book to the National Library of Ahland after his talk.

Neil Mulholland commented that issues of national independence should not be specific to ethnicity but to who physically resides in that country. The Scottish Independence debate is relevant not to Scots, but to people who live in Scotland.

Ahlandians, by default, have dual citizenship. I am Ahlandian: I am equally tied to my Scottish citizenship. I understand Jeroen Laureyns reluctance to have his culture divided but am aware that it is important not to generalise. Arguments on independence are specific to the countries they affect, and so the Scottish debate is not directly comparable.

Jeroen Laureyns is of Ahlandian citizenship too, and wore his pink Ahland badge while discussing the complications of multiple nationality. Tomorrow Ahland will welcome Dave Young to the Speakers Circle, also a citizen. Young will be addressing ‘Border Glitches and Territorial Proxies’. Both talk events are relevant to the Ahlandian cause and yet diverse in their specific subject matter.

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Beagles Bay

John Beagles, icon of the popular holiday destination Beagles Bay on the Ahlandian Islands, paid the mainland a visit.

Ahland opens to tourists in less than two hours and we eagerly anticipated Beagles reaction to all our efforts to get the nation into shape.

Beagles had this to say.

Beagles had this to say.

 

See you soon, tourists!

Writers’ Award Progress

 

SomethingSpilled Books, in association with Ahland Press

SomethingSpilled Books, in association with Ahland Press


The Ahlandian Writer’s Award has been working tirelessly in collaboration with SomethingSpilled Books. Eight winners have been selected for the Ahlandian Writers’ Award, which will be available to the public on Wednesday 30th April.

Having made links with recent graduates, fellow countrymen, Timespan curator Frances Davis, Glasgow based artist Oliver Braid, Staxton Folley Ltd., and more, the publication is loaded with vibrant and varied written responses. This award, the first of its kind in Ahland, recognises the importance of international relationships in developing the nations creative sector.

Of particular interest is Dave Young’s article The Matter Less Discussed With Respect to the Impending Referedum on Scottish Independence. This addresses territorial feuds in reference to the islet of Rockall.

Dave Young will be in Ahland on Friday afternoon to provide a talk to all those interested in Ahland, micronations, and issues of territory.

The Ahlandian Embassy in Scotland

Ahland's James Currie, maintains the Ahland Library while resisting Ahland Breakfast Muffins. The shredder of Ahland looms in the corner.

Ahland’s James Currie, maintains the Ahland Library while resisting Ahland Breakfast Muffins. The Shredder of Ahland looms in the corner.

The four founding members of Ahland have been situated, for the majority of the nations existence, in the Ahlandian Embassy in Scotland, on C19 Mez of ECA. Comandeered by Mr Stephen Kavanagh of Kavahland Resources and Sir James RM Currie, while Ms Freddie Thomas and myself were on international business in Helmsdale, the embassy has provided a comfortable base.

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Ahland Embassy Office Window

Many a 3pm have I personally spent daydreaming out that window (resourcefully scavenged from an adjoining room).
Alas it is time for movement.
The founding members and all of our heritagey objects are moving from the Ahlandian Embassy to the Nation of Ahland itself.

Today, with help from Border Management’s Tom and Senior Implementation Consultant John Beagles, the nations boundaries in Talbot Rice were strengthened in preparation for Wednesday the 30th. Significant progress was made and Ahland is adequately on schedule for the opening to tourists.

 

 

 

An Odd One

flag 4Having written to the First Minister several weeks ago, Ahlandian representatives received an enquiring phone call from the Scottish Government late afternoon yesterday.

The letter was intended to alert Scotland to the presence of Ahland and our aims for a creative safe haven. Scotland was concerned about our assumption of their support via silence. The Ahlandian plea was deemed ‘An odd one’ and they were eager to find out more about our cause.

The Nation of Ahland awaits official response.

Taking a Flag for a Walk

On Friday the 18th of April, citizens of Ahland explored Scotland with their newly acquired Ahlandian Flag.

The day was a celebration of pink, green, grey and grey and generated a lot of attention for the small nation.

The tour commenced with a jaunt through the meadows and the surrounding area, then proceeded to the University of Edinburgh Student Union, The Bank of Scotland, The Job Centre Plus(sadly closed), past the Pubic Triangle and back to Edinburgh College of Art where the Ahlandian Embassy in Scotland is currently situated.

 

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The countdown now begins for Ahland Day, with only a week to go. On this day tourists will be welcomed into Ahland’s boundaries in the Talbot Rice Gallery at 7pm. We encourage all to come along and apply for citizenship, take a souvenir flag, purchase an edition print and enjoy the national celebrations.flag1